Dad,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who the hell does magical experiments on cats to turn them into snake jawed attack cats? This shit was unreal already working for MOOK, but now i’m trapped in this magical manor in the middle of purple swirly space and the cats are attacking and the furniture is attacking and there’s nothing in the mines that was ever as strange as this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I should have stayed in the mines, for real.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyhow we found Captain Crazy Arms trying to do something<\/em> to Heidi, but she snapped out of it long enough to shoot him in his special place and we all beat him into the stones. Ellie kneed him in the face and melted it straight off, I don’t even know how that works, but Mister Grabby Hands doesn’t exist except as a maid’s worst nightmare. Heidi didn’t look in great shape, but she patched back together okay and we got back moving upstairs. That’s when we found the crazy cat, which we then baked in an oven. Accidentally. But apparently it wasn’t saveable anyway so whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And now we have a mansion full of blighted attacking things, and everlasting wait staff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dad, Who the hell does magical experiments on cats to turn them into snake jawed attack cats? This shit was unreal already working for MOOK, but now i’m trapped in this magical manor in the middle of purple swirly space and the cats are attacking and the furniture is attacking and there’s nothing in the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nuclearwaffle.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}